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(1) Posted by Dejan Glisić [Sunday, Jun 21, 2009 22:44]

Show me your diploma / certificate


I am very suspicious chess composer. I don't believe in your titles, show me your diplomas, show me your certificates! :-)
Ako laže koza, ne laže rog! - If you want to see the translation, show me your diploma!
How can I say to anybody that you are Masters or Grandmasters if you don't show me your certificates?
Don't talk me about your FA points and your solwing performaces, I don't want to see your excellent problems! Show your papers!
I am waiting!
:-)
 
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(2) Posted by Hauke Reddmann [Tuesday, Jun 23, 2009 12:18]

I can show you my Ph.D. chemistry diploma if that helps :P

Hauke
 
 
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(3) Posted by Vilimantas Satkus [Tuesday, Jun 23, 2009 19:03]

I can show my certificate of national chess solving master. Also I have three other certificates as composer, judge for solving competitions, and judge for composing competitions. All Lithuanian chess problemists: solvers, composers, judges have their certificates. So you can give the translation. The mine is: „Ant palinkusio krūmo visos ožkos lipa“.
 
   
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(4) Posted by Dejan Glisić [Wednesday, Jun 24, 2009 00:52]; edited by Dejan Glisić [09-06-24]

Dear Hauke, it is excellent! You can be a spokesman of our new subcomitee for doping control! Just go to Rio and appoint yourself for spokesman-volunteer :>) & :q
Dear Vilimantas, I know that you are excellent chessproblemist. I didn't know about your diplomas. Where do you keep the diplomas? I still can't see them. Still I don't want to give you the translation! :))
 
   
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(5) Posted by Hauke Reddmann [Wednesday, Jun 24, 2009 10:44]; edited by Hauke Reddmann [09-06-24]

Doping tests? You mean, what this German blogger terrorist Rankzero
claims to be an undemocratic forced cashcow of the corrupt
FIDE nomenclatura and their national bootlickers, for which
blasphemy he should be thoroughly tortured before being shot? ;-)

Sorry, but unless it's possible to do brain doping with
metallorganic lanthanide compounds, the area I'm specialized
on, I fear I don't have the expertise.

(snickers at the thought of doping controls for WCCT events etc.)

Hauke
 
   
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(6) Posted by Dejan Glisić [Wednesday, Jun 24, 2009 14:54]; edited by Dejan Glisić [09-06-24]

Thank you Hauke, for information about nice blog "Rank zero". Do you have this Smiley in your collection? :Đ
P.S. http://rankzero.de/
 
 
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